I'm addicted to Fiskars!

Reviews: Fiskars 7884 X27 36-Inch Super Splitting Axe

So I had a bunch of wood that needed to be chopped. I was in need of an axe, and not one of those cheep asian axes you can get from any store. I needed an axe that I could rely on to split wood.

I ordered the Fiskars 36 inch Super Splitting Axe based off positive Amazon reviews, but little did I know how much of a powerful tool this would turn out to be.

The wood didn't know what hit it. I cackled with glee as I swung, again and again, finely chopped particles of wood flying everywhere.

Thanks to the ease and power of the Fiskars 36 inch Super Splitting Axe, I became addicted to chopping. Once I had run out of wood to chop on my property, I'd sneak into my neighbors property and chop up all of his wood.

You can imagine the look of horror on my wife's face when I played a practical joke on her and sprung up from the rear seat of our F150, brandishing my Fiskars like a crazed axe murderer. Hahaha... the poor girl took weeks to get over that one. Such a violent reaction was only possible with the powerful Fiskars 36 inch Super Splitting Axe.

I also found it's a great anti theft device. A few weeks after I had chopped down the magnificent wall of pines that hid our very modest house from the street, we had a break in. I guess the buggers could see the glow of my 70" Plasma from the street. Not only was I able to stop the intruders, but the Fiskars made light work of disposing of their bodies.

So no matter your chopping needs, you can rely on the Fiskars 36 inch Super Splitting Axe.